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Comedy at the Bank #1

1. Her mother died during her

Parturition, while her father died

When she was eight years old

Miss Fatimata


2. Her father was a successful

Business man during the military

Rule, but during the meeting of the

3. Representatives from the comities

Of nations of the world it was

Resolved that leaderships of each

4. Country should have a human

Face, thus it was passed into law,

Internationally, that all the nations who are being

5. Governed by military should go and

Conduct elections, handing over to

Democratically elected leaders. If

6. Those military rulers feel their

People like them, they should campaign

And be voted for by the people. Being

7. One of the rich business man in the

Country, he was advised by people

To join politics of the island. After much

8. Pressure, he joined politics.

However, before joining politics, he has

Deposited money in different banks

9. Of the island for his children, this

He did because he knows that people

Would start saying he had embezzled

10. Public funds and diverted them

For his personal use for that was

The news that usually fills the media

11. Of the neighboring countries where

Politics have been entrenched

Before his own country. After ensuring

12. That he fixed money in different

Accounts and making each of his eleven

Children the next of kin to those

13. Money, he accepted to join

Politics this happened when she

Was 6 years old. The political

14. Party that he joined allows

Him to contest for the post of

Senator representing their district

15. At the center, because financial

Strength must be matched with

Financial strength, if the party hopes

16. To win the senatorial seat in

The district. What they do not

Expect happened during the election

17. As the main opposition party

Employed street urchins killing

People who they know would oppose their

18. Party and this rich man was

One of those killed by thugs

Who after killing him and others

19. Fled the country and have not

Been found till date, neither has

A substantial judgment been done

20. On the case. After his death

The servants attached to each of

The children fled with them to their

21. Respective houses because before

The man died, he has built houses for

All the servants taking care of

22. His children, because he wants them

To give his children proper care

And attention. Having remembered

23. How good the man was to them

They took those children to their

Houses and started taking care

24. Of them. When she was twelve

Years old, she and her custodian

Went to her parents’ house

25. Having known that thugs were

Neither after the servants nor the

Children, yea they did not touch

26. The man’s properties. The international

Community and activists have decried

This and different campaigns and adverts

27. Have been aired against killing

One another in the name of politics

In the land. thus, the senseless


28. Killings of politicians have

Reduced in the island. All the

Properties, estates, cars and

29. Chains of businesses of the man

Have been inherited and shared

Among themselves by the family members

30. Of the man, but the government forbids

Them from entering neither acquiring the big mansion

Which the man was living in nor his second biggest company

31. Before he was assassinated, and they were

Told not to touch anything in the compounds

They said those should be left for the upkeep

32. Of the man’s children and security guards were

Stationed there guarding the place day and night.

It was because of this that her elder siblings

33. And their custodians returned to the house

And she was the last one to return into the compound

The certificates of those bank deposits were saved in different

34. Boxes in the room of the man,

No one could open the box of

Another person. To open each box,

35. requires the finger prints of

Each child. he did not label

Them, but it was arranged in order

36. Of their births. When she and her

Custodian moves in, her elder

Siblings told her to go and check

37. Their father’s room for there she

Will find her own box. She

Checked it and found the certificate

38. Of the money deposited by her father and

She was the next of kin. The money indicated

On the certificate was more than others because

39. It was when her mother told

Her father that she was pregnant

That the Gold business that he has

40. Been pursuing was approved. Some

Other good things followed this

Announcement and both hubby and wife

41. Started wondering saying which

Kind of child is this that they

Were about to give birth to. It

42. Was from then that she has

Been considered special by her

Father, that was why he used her

43. Name as the next of kin

Of the largest amount of fixed deposit. Which

Was thrice that was saved with other’s name being next of kin

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